vodevil

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

WAIT A MINUTE … THAT’S MY NAME TOO.
I KNOW. LOOK, THERE’S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU AND IT’S NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR YOU TO UNDERST-
ARE YOU ME FROM THE FUTURE? HAVE YOU COME BACK TO TELL ME HOW TO GET GIRLS AND TEACH ME TO FIGHT OFF BULLIES? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE NEXT BIG WAVE IN INDIE MUSIC IS GOING TO BE SO I CAN GET AN INTERNSHIP JOB AT AN APPALLINGLY PRETENTIOUS MUSIC BLOG?
… OKAY, MAYBE IT WILL BE EASY FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WAIT A MINUTE … THAT’S MY NAME TOO.

I KNOW. LOOK, THERE’S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU AND IT’S NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR YOU TO UNDERST-

ARE YOU ME FROM THE FUTURE? HAVE YOU COME BACK TO TELL ME HOW TO GET GIRLS AND TEACH ME TO FIGHT OFF BULLIES? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE NEXT BIG WAVE IN INDIE MUSIC IS GOING TO BE SO I CAN GET AN INTERNSHIP JOB AT AN APPALLINGLY PRETENTIOUS MUSIC BLOG?

… OKAY, MAYBE IT WILL BE EASY FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND.